{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stumperman (stumperman)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-12 01:33:34 UTC","author_name":"Stumperman (stumperman)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/stumperman","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/890606","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> That reminds me I almost collapsed one day on my dishwasher, almost hit my forehead square on it, thankfully I had my hands out in front of me and caught myself and got back up, but thankfully my brother was right there with me to escort me to safety."}