{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Forest Rain (forestrain)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-12 01:36:03 UTC","author_name":"Forest Rain (forestrain)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/forestrain","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/890611","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dane Dychkowski\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> Bark bark... bark... bark bark bark! Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!!    ...Oh wait, that's what convinces me -not- to get a dog..."}