{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-12 06:23:53 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/891328","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2118\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Cameron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tenmihara<\/span><\/a><\/span> I figure, if I want a relationship badly enough to try to hook up with chicks at a bar I am in no place for one."}