{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:45:25 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/897085","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dane Dychkowski\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> Just try. My sword will emerge victorious from your siege, and with it, a ham in my hand, reaching to the skies, thou final sights shall be of ham being biten, but not by thine jaws!"}