{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bryce Percifield (ovation)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jan-12 20:06:46 UTC","author_name":"Bryce Percifield (ovation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ovation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/900696","html":"Dear Princess Celestia,\nToday I learned that you can TOTALLY learn a monologue in 7 hours, and that a combination of booze and honey is the solution to all of life's problems.\nYour faithful student,\nLifegospel"}