{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John Peter (getacutiemark)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-12 02:47:42 UTC","author_name":"John Peter (getacutiemark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/getacutiemark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/904533","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Dude\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> dexterity! I mean, no fingers, but they have hooves! maybe, their hooves can contain tasers, drugs, or even (GASP) magnets!"}