{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Johnathan scissorcombs (terracorn)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-12 07:44:17 UTC","author_name":"Johnathan scissorcombs (terracorn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/terracorn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/905108","html":"Salutations. I am new to this online abode. I assume I shall be greeted in a matter of seconds?"}