{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 13-Jan-12 14:42:50 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/908276","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Luna\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">moonprincess<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why would someone want to clean a dove? Their meat is too hard."}