{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jan-12 19:05:49 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/911294","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7\" class=\"url\" title=\"A Lad.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rotation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dollar says I already tried to get off it and became miserable.  OH HEY that already happened!  GIMME YA DOSH"}