{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jan-12 02:15:48 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/912079","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rodolfo Andrade Breves\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, being anti-apple, that's where I'd store an iPhone... so what's the problem?"}