{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jan-12 02:38:31 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/912136","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> well, according to the internet, mixing bleach with ammonia is totally awesome, and if you mix rust with aluminium powder, then its totally safe to light in your lap..."}