{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Marissa (moonprincess)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jan-12 13:36:25 UTC","author_name":"Marissa (moonprincess)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/moonprincess","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/919919","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Valuable Customer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's not the long part, it's the part where it's so thick I can hardly control it after I sleep on it when it's wet"}