{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-12 15:20:07 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/924783","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sollux Captor\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">twinarmageddons<\/span><\/a><\/span> So basically if I stab you in the face and while doing so I drop a hammer on my toe, and I take all the time in the world to inspect my toe..."}