{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"chiefanchor's status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-12 07:02:00 UTC","author_name":"chiefanchor","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/chiefanchor","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/935979","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> You should've used a laser screwdriver. Who'd have sonic?"}