{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 01:35:03 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/938298","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6957\" class=\"url\" title=\"burrito\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">babbysupreme<\/span><\/a><\/span> it's only an issue if I stop directing it at inanimate objects, so far no one has died."}