{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"chiefanchor's status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 04:14:49 UTC","author_name":"chiefanchor","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/chiefanchor","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/938789","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cam B\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tophat<\/span><\/a><\/span> If things were going south for him for some reason, you could go with the perennial &quot;Of all the things that could happen, this is...&quot; - but it's probably not #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/theworstpossiblething\" rel=\"tag\">theworstpossiblething<\/a><\/span>"}