{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 12:26:45 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/939284","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6849\" class=\"url\" title=\"Patrick Farling\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chiefanchor<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, you'll never leave"}