{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 17:15:58 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/939783","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/131\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elliot\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ecmc1093<\/span><\/a><\/span> Step One: Turn off the printer. Step Two: Disconnect your printer safely from its power source. Step Three: Pick up the printer. Step Four: Ascend to the highest point of your building. Bring the printer. Step Five: Throw printer off of building."}