{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 20:58:32 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/940609","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4272\" class=\"url\" title=\"Invader Zim\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zim<\/span><\/a><\/span> Probably not, but I can't say with any definite certainty because I've never been obliterated before. ...Actually, there was this one time in Vegas with the Wild Turkey and, well, a wild turkey; but we don't talk about that."}