{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Friday, 13-May-11 14:58:48 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/94249","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/866\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sweetie Belle\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">sweetiebelle99<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why does that never happen to me? Perhaps I should try watching ponies when I'm high sometime... Not that I'm high very often. But there's a first time for anything, right? Wait... I'm not breaking any rules or anything by talking about getting high, am I?"}