{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 26-Jan-12 18:34:13 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/943722","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6135\" class=\"url\" title=\"Forest Rain\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">forestrain<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've told the story before, a friend gave me a lift to the store and tried to chivvy me about the ponies, started to make some unkind comments about Fluttershy and I let lose... turns out I don't need anything in the way of external amplification... I announced to the entire store that &quot;If you make Fluttershy cry I WILL END YOU!&quot; A few seconds of dead silence followed before a couple people scattered around the store started clapping, I got my ponies and left, he remained silent the entire way home."}