{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Friday, 27-Jan-12 02:22:33 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/944772","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6568\" class=\"url\" title=\"John Peter\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">getacutiemark<\/span><\/a><\/span> sir, my pet rock has more processing power than a school laptop"}