{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 27-Jan-12 20:05:42 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/946587","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1622\" class=\"url\" title=\"Astra\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">astra<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why do earth ponies hold spades and rakes with their hooves to dance, but use them with their mouths when they're actually trying to work."}