{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael (egnaroesroh)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jan-12 12:54:42 UTC","author_name":"Michael (egnaroesroh)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egnaroesroh","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/950981","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> You can't really throw your glass in the water can you?  I mean it'd just kinda float there and sink."}