{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Friday, 13-May-11 22:10:23 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/95254","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, I understand you don't understand, and thank you for not saying something like &quot;why are you afraid of big spiders? It's the small ones that are poisonous, the large ones won't hurt you&quot; or something like that. I remember trying to tell my friends I have a phobia of large sea creatures, especially basking sharks. They were all like, &quot;why are you afraid of whales\/basking sharks? It's not like they're gonna eat you, they're vegetarians.&quot;"}