{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-12 08:55:29 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/952582","html":"Long time ago me and my sister Luna here,\nwe was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.\nAll of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.\nAnd he said:\n"Play the best song in the world, or I'll unleash chaos!"\n\nWell me and Luna, we looked at each other,\nand we each said... "Okay."\n\nAnd we played the first thing that came to our heads,\nJust so happened to be,\nThe Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.\n\nLook into my eyes and it's easy to see\nOne and one make two, two and one make three,\nIt was harmony. \nOnce every hundred-thousand years or so,\nWhen the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow\nAnd the grass doth grow...\n\nNeedless to say, the beast was stunned.\nWhip-crack went his Whoopy tail,\nAnd the beast was done.\nHe asked us: "Be you angels?"\nAnd we said, "Neigh. We are but mares."\nRock!\n\nAnd then Luna and Celestia played an awesome guitar duet. \n#howdiscordwassealed<\/a><\/span>"}