{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"sb42 (sb42)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-12 21:47:48 UTC","author_name":"sb42 (sb42)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sb42","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/953518","html":"How's everypony doing? I'm fine here. Just swimming... In the middle of the Pacific... Just minding my own business... Hey can anyone call some help if you have a spare moment? I would really appreciate it. You see, we got hit by... *shudders* It's too terrible to describe."}