{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 15:28:45 UTC","author_name":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenmihara","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/957591","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't tell her that! You need to report it to the authorities. If she becomes self aware, she'll destroy us all!"}