{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Derek McElroy (bigponymac)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-11 05:50:35 UTC","author_name":"Derek McElroy (bigponymac)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigponymac","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/96346","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/93\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eric B\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zarkanorf<\/span><\/a><\/span> I kinda wish I did have a metal hand. That would be SO AWESOME!"}