{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Michael (egnaroesroh)'s status on Monday, 06-Feb-12 12:36:46 UTC","author_name":"Michael (egnaroesroh)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egnaroesroh","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/967219","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Valuable Customer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> I was going to make a joke about balls being hard, but then I realized how bad a symptom that probably is.  Well, unless you're Duke Nukem."}