{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 07-Feb-12 05:09:21 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/969188","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2118\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jordan Cameron\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tenmihara<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, the line is &quot;I used to be a royal guard, until I took a cupcake to the eye.&quot;"}