{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-12 12:37:54 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/972255","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2043\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Bell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdragon<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dude... you're scaring me with how like me you are. I'd have lost my mind by now if I didn't have online capabilities. That's why when my parents thought it a good idea to ground me from my phone, I literally fought them for it every single day."}