{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-11 21:23:33 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/97330","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/183\" class=\"url\" title=\"Carlis Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">retl<\/span><\/a><\/span> You know what the best part is?  I was going to say &quot;She's 16 and doesn't understand what lesbians are&quot;, but instead I'm going to say she's 16 and just back from her honeymoon. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/amiahorriblepersonforjudging\" rel=\"tag\">amIahorriblepersonforjudging<\/a><\/span>"}