{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-12 13:19:27 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/980236","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2043\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Bell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdragon<\/span><\/a><\/span> I hope you don't mind, but I'm gonna go test your bed out for you. Gotta make sure that... um... there's no... NInjas! Can't have no ninjas waiting in your bed."}