{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Monday, 16-May-11 00:10:28 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/99188","html":"I have won, because I have posted so many #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/gyrobowl\" rel=\"tag\">gyrobowl<\/a><\/span> s that is crashed the Internet for exactly 1 milli-second. I crashed RDN without any of you noticing. I HAVE WON."}