{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Marissa (moonprincess)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-12 16:19:12 UTC","author_name":"Marissa (moonprincess)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/moonprincess","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/994161","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1951\" class=\"url\" title=\"Reverie\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">reverie<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because my hair would be dry and dead and terrible."}