{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pokebis (ponybis)'s status on Monday, 16-May-11 02:29:04 UTC","author_name":"Pokebis (ponybis)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ponybis","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/99435","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1256\" class=\"url\" title=\"M\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">amadman<\/span><\/a><\/span> Zombies, by definition, are simply animated corpses and not alive. Something must be alive to kill. Thus you still cannot kill them. Because they're still dead."}