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 <title>Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:30:38 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/5743&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Micheal McPony&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;thatonepony&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; You wake up in a supermarket, completely devoid of life apart from yourself. There's a chicken lying next to you, still asleep, and you find a note pinned to your shirt that says &amp;quot;Here's the chicken I promised you. Good luck.&amp;quot; What do you do?</html>
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