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 <title>TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:32:28 UTC</title>
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 <html>lol i just read this soo funny In Twilight Sparkle’s words:

Dear Princess Celestia:
Today, I learned a valuable lesson.
Sometimes, your friends might be too stubborn to see the truth, but you can always beat some sense and friendship into them. Hard.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.

P.s. How is your eye healing, by the way?; I hope I didn’t go too hard on you!

And Celestia’s reply:

My most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle
My eye is healing rather well, thank you. I didn’t knew you could pack such a mule’s kick. How is the weather on the moon this time of the year?; I hope you’re enjoying your... vacations... in there.
Your benevolent dictator  teacher and princess,
Celestia.

P.s. Luna says to stay away from her toaster.</html>
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