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 <title>Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:35:36 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/axelgunn</author_url>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/8040&quot; class=&quot;url&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;rozeluck&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; You pull out your phone, only to find that you have a text saying &amp;quot;YOU KILLED MY CHICKEN. I SHALL HAVE VENGEANCE.&amp;quot; Ignoring it, you try to get to RDN on your phone, only to have it explode in your hands! :O</html>
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