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 <title>Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 22:53:23 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/247&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Desmond Roseluck&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;dezzierose&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; You gaze upon your newfound unicorn body in a stylin black sweater vest. Reaching into your pocket you find a Rainbow Dash calling whistle. Wondering if it's legit, you give it a blow. In the distance you see a rainbow fast approaching your location. You wait excitedly, barely able to believe that the whistle worked! Suddenly Rainbow Dash herself is flying above you, looking down at you with a bewildered expression. &amp;quot;What the hay was that noise??&amp;quot; She asks loudly, looking around, &amp;quot;I heard it and was practically forced to fly here!&amp;quot;</html>
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