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 <title>Tyler Tyler &amp; Tyler (sancho)'s status on Monday, 27-Feb-12 00:38:36 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Tyler Tyler &amp; Tyler (sancho)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/7899&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Alex Lopez&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;bronyalex&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; huzzah! I have returned from my perilous journey! I covered many meters, manipulated the ancient techniques of the kettle, and while it was boiling I came upon my first setback, for there was no cheese! obviously some foul fridge robber beat me to it. But I was not deterred! I cast the bread into the fiery chasms of the toaster, and while it was burned in those infernal pits I partook in the ancient ritual of making a cuppa. Then from the toaster, as if on springs, came the bread, newly toasted! I leapt into action, knife in hand, swinging, staining the toast crimson with jam! Then, victorious, I made my return!</html>
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