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 <title>Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-12 04:45:59 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Toothpaste Pony! (minti)</author_name>
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 <html>Fred walks into a bar and sits beside a really dunk man. The drunk man says, &amp;quot;Heey there, dude I have magic beer.&amp;quot;. Fred responds, &amp;quot;Yeah that's cool mate.&amp;quot;. &amp;quot;No really, it is! Want to see me jump out the window, fly around the building three times then come back in?&amp;quot;. &amp;quot;Bulldole, I bet you $10 you can't do that.&amp;quot;. So the drunk man gets up, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in. Fred is amazed, &amp;quot;Holy murdock. Do it again.&amp;quot; So the drunk man does it again, jumping out the window, flying around, and coming back in. Fred immediatly hands the drunk man $10, then walks up to the bartender and says &amp;quot;I'll have a magic beer please!&amp;quot;. The drunk man says, &amp;quot;He'll have what I'm having.&amp;quot;. Fred takes a sip of the beer, jumps out the window, falls 15 floors and dies. The bar tender walks up to the drunk man and says: &amp;quot;Superman, you can really be an bananas when you're drunk.&amp;quot;</html>
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