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 <title>MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)'s status on Thursday, 08-Mar-12 15:03:54 UTC</title>
 <author_name>MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)</author_name>
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 <html>Alright, so me and my friend are stuck on this boat with a bunch of sailors. No wind, no ores, no gas, no food. We went three days without eating any thing. So my friend comes up to me and says, &amp;quot;Dude, I'm so hungry.&amp;quot; And I am like &amp;quot;So am I! What are we going to do?&amp;quot; He said to me &amp;quot;We need to eat the crew.&amp;quot; I look at him, feeling insulted i yelled &amp;quot;I am desperat at this point, i would do anything for food. But i refuse to eat any sea men!&amp;quot; He looked me dead in the eye and whispered &amp;quot;That's what she said.&amp;quot;... yeah this isn't as funny as i thought it would be.</html>
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