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 <title>Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-12 11:01:32 UTC</title>
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 <html>Dear Princess @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/183&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Carlis Moore&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;Retl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; estia, today I learned that coital actions with knives is highly unsafe and very dangerous. By knives, of course, I mean the knives that you would use to cut cake, not Knives Chau of the mildly popular &amp;quot;Scott Pilgrim&amp;quot; series. --Your faithful student, @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1502&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Jonathan Burgess&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;Nvrrmbr&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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