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 <title>Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 11:41:40 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Crash (lightningcrash)</author_name>
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 <html>A man runs into a bar and yells out &amp;quot;There's a Great Dane. A Great Dane out here. Who owns it?&amp;quot; A second man steps up. &amp;quot;That's my dog. What seems to be the problem?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My dog just killed it.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You gotta be kidding me! I raised that Dane since he was a pup to be a killer. And your dog killed it? What kind of a dog do you have?&amp;quot; And he said &amp;quot;A chihuahua&amp;quot; &amp;quot;You're shi- You're kidding me. How can a chihuahua kill a great dane?&amp;quot; And the first man said &amp;quot;It got stuck in its throat&amp;quot;</html>
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