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 <title>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-12 10:23:39 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/4320&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Nerthos Nyaa&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;nerthos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/3360&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Davey N Tartt&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;pawnheartwithavengeance&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I dreamed that I was diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease that turns the people you have sex with into ponies. My girlfriend pressured me into having unprotected sex with her and turned into Fluttershy afterwards as a result.

I dread to think what this says about the state of my subconcious.</html>
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