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 <html>&amp;quot;Coke Adds Life (1976) They missed out on a great chance for an ad here. Scene: the Garden of Eden, circa 4004 BC. God (looking not unlike the Coke-swilling Santa Claus of yore) forms Adam from the dust, humming mildly to himself as he does so. When Adam's prone and lifeless form is complete, God dribbles a couple drops of Coca-Cola onto his lips. Adam blinks, sits up, and sees the Big Guy holding an icy-cold bottle of Coke. Being only recently made of dust, he's parched, and reaches out to God in a pose strongly reminiscent of the Sistine Chapel. &amp;quot;Coca-Cola Adds Life.&amp;quot; Boom, instant megahit. They could have followed up with a series of Old Testament Coke ads, and eventually released The Bible, Revised Caffeinated Edition. C+&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://brunching.com/cokeslogans.html&quot; title=&quot;http://brunching.com/cokeslogans.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;brunching.com/cokeslogans.html&lt;/a&gt;</html>
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