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 <title>Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Sunday, 08-Apr-12 06:34:56 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/princelypublictimeline</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/1178679</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/60&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Scribus Caballus&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;scribus&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Why a couple would name their foal DitzyDoo/Derpy Hooves is beyond me. They're essentially condemning their child to a life of clumsy ridicule on purpose. If I was a pony father I would name all my children synonyms for successful or champion</html>
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