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 <title>derpyshy / chem (shyderp)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-12 02:52:32 UTC</title>
 <author_name>derpyshy / chem (shyderp)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/12148&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Jesse Rogers&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;shutterfly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/11673&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Alex Moore&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;foxgopher&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I would suggest NOT doing that. You'll enter a sleep &amp;quot;paraliziz&amp;quot;, where you're fully awake, but dreaming. Then time will NOT pass superfast as with normal sleep, and if you have a nightmare, it'll be more realistic, more horrifying, and hard to wake up from. (during the paralyzing, you cannot move!)</html>
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